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browned butter shortbread

Some of you may remember my shortbread experiments of the past.  Recently I saw this recipe and figured I'd give it a whirl.  I do need to note that the recipe as I found it told me microwave the butter.  At the risk of making fun of my source, I need to point out that microwaving butter doesn't get you browned butter anything.  Browning butter is a process.  Not a particularly complex one, but a process nonetheless.

With that stated, I give you:

Browned Butter Shortbread
10 tbsp butter
3/4 cup sugar
1 3/4 cups all purpose flour
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp salt
1 large egg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract

Preheat oven to 350F. Butter and flour a 9-inch baking pan.  Brown the butter (see link above).  Combine dry ingredients, add the rest.  Now, I have personally never had a shortbread dough turn in to anything but a giant pile of crumbs, but maybe I'm doing it wrong--if your mixture actually forms dough, more power to you.  If not, don't panic.  Just press it into the pan and bake about 30 minutes.

brown sugar cookies

I made these quite some time ago and completely forgot to post them.  I've seen a few dozen sugar cookie recipes floating about lately--'tis the season, after all--and I figured I'd come back with this alternative.  Recipe via Epicurious.

brown sugar cookies
1 1/2 sticks unsalted butter, softened
1 1/4 cups dark brown sugar
1 large egg
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking soda
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground ginger
1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon

Preheat oven to 375.  Cream butter and sugar, add egg.  Combine dry ingredients separately, then add to butter.  Bake 8 to 12 minutes. Let the cookie sheet cool completely between batches.

The only note here is that they aren't kidding when they call for dark brown sugar.  I used light brown, because that's all I had on hand and I was making these on a whim, and it wasn't particularly inspiring.  However, the potential was there; it was obvious what I was missing.  I'd recommend them for a nice fall/winter cookie.

as American as ...

I always used to make my apple pie using the late-60s edition of The Joy of Cooking that I acquired somewhere in my meandering.  (Virginia, I think.  Long story.)  Unfortunately, like so many other things that I really never would have thought I could live without, that got left behind when I moved to California.

Oops. :P

So I found this recipe at The Joy of Baking when I found myself prepared to make a pie the other day, and I am really pleased with the results.

apple pie
2 1/2 pounds apples (about 6 large)
1/4 cup granulated white sugar
1/4 cup light brown sugar
1 tablespoon lemon juice
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg (optional, see note)
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 tablespoons unsalted butter
1 1/2 tablespoons corn flour (see note)
1 pie shell of your choice

Preheat to 425.  Peel, core, slice apples, you know the drill.  Mix with sugars, lemon juice, spices, and salt.  Let this sit for at least 30 minutes or as long as 3 hours.  Drain the resulting juices into a saucepan, add butter, cook down until it's thick and syrupy.  Put the corn starch on the apples; toss.  Add the mix from the saucepan; toss again.  Put the whole mess in a pie shell.  Bake 30 minutes, then cover the edges of the crust with a ring of foil; I could not for the life of me get the foil to stay in place so I just kind of brushed it with water and hoped for the best.  It worked out, but it also was a low pie; the edges were folded into the pan and I suspect that helped.  Anyway, total cook time 45-55 minutes, and enjoy.

Note #1: I used allspice instead of nutmeg and I did not regret it.

Note #2: This recipe kept calling for "cornstarch (corn flour)."  I can't determine if those are actually the same thing; it doesn't seem like they should be.  Either way, though, I got corn flour because the store I frequent for that sort of thing didn't have bulk corn starch and I always wind up getting one of those giant boxes that lasts forever and eventually I throw it out, so I figured the experiment was worth a shot, and it worked out just fine.  So I'm recommending corn flour, and if you're one of those smart culinary chemistry types who can tell me whether that's just the same damn thing anyway, please do.

one bowl chocolate loafcake

Hello, world!  Long time no update this blog.  But then, long time no cooking.  I moved across the country this summer, and for a few months I was in a situation where I was sharing a very small apartment with too many people.  Plus, and it kills me to even think about this, I had to leave most of my kitchen behind.  Actually ... pretty much all of it.  I won't lie, I died a little.

We have some more space now, though, and I finally was able to fill some cabinets with baking goods and get some things in the oven.  I wanted to do a chocolate cake, but my standard recipe is complex and I forgot I don't actually have cake pans yet.  So I turned to my list of "some day" recipes, and I found smitten kitchen's "everyday chocolate cake" right at the top.  One bowl, loaf pan?  Perfect!

one bowl chocolate loafcake
1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, softened
1 cup firmly packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup white sugar
1 large egg, at room temperature
1 cup buttermilk
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup alkalized cocoa powder
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt

Oven to 325; prepare a 9x5 loaf pan.

Cream butter, add sugars, then egg, then buttermilk & vanilla.  Sift in flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder, salt; stir.

Now, I baked mine for 60 minutes and it got a little crunchy around the edges.  It isn't burned, per se, but it is overcooked.  (Some buttercream frosting made it all better.)  Your mileage may vary; I seem to be having some trouble getting used to this new oven.  Not that it's a bad oven.  on the contrary I think it might be the first good oven I've worked with in ages.  We'll see.  Basically just keep an eye peeled; if you know from cake you shouldn't have any trouble.

by request: MEAT CUPS

I was talking to my sister on the phone and I mentioned that I was making meat cups. As is generally the reaction, she immediately demanded the recipe, so I am posting it here for her:

1. Sautée ground meat (I use turkey, most like beef).
2. Take some Pillsbury Grands dough. Tear the dough in half height-wise (so each biscuit would now be two of equal diameter just not as tall). Put said dough in muffin cups.
3. Put meat in muffin cups.
4. Bake 10-12 minutes on 350 (or according to biscuit instructions).

It's that easy. Now the trick is combining flavors. Yesterday I seasoned the meat with teriyaki as I cooked, then stirred in horseradish mustard, mozzarella cheese, and maple syrup. In the past I've had good luck with garlic and cheddar. The source of the recipe (my friend Becky) always makes them with some nice sweet barbecue sauce. Go with your heart.

Just make sure you eat them warm, or nuke them. Once they get cold I really don't enjoy the texture of the rolls.

Also, when talking about them, you must always stress the long "e" sound. "mEEt cups." Emphasize it like you're some sort of villain discussing his evil plan. That's just how it is, capisce?

pizza experimentations

A few weeks ago I finally got around to implementing a policy I've been pondering for years: Taking a quarterly inventory of everything in my pantry and using it up. This seems like a straightforward idea but once you put it in to implementation it's actually quite an interesting challenge, because one ends up with the oddest things in one's pantry sometimes.

One of the less odd items was a jar of pizza sauce. So I dug out my old pizza stone, acquired a round pizza pan, and decided to have at. Now, I've posted a dough recipe before, but that one always came out a little fluffier than I'd like. Good when you're making long rectangular pizza that never leaves the cookie sheet, but not ideal for my purposes. So I dug up this one, which seemed ideal for my thin-crust desire (to say nothing of my impatience with dough rising in general).

The first attempt was a wet messy flop. The middle was undercooked and ripped and there was schmutz all over my pizza stone and blah. So I whined on Facebook and got some excellent advice from the always-awesome Hanne, who suggested par-baking and a much hotter oven. So I tried a ten-minute par-bake in a 500° oven, and while I won't claim perfection, the results were a lot better than I've ever gotten before. So, without further ado:

Basic Pizza Dough
1 pkg yeast
1 c warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
2 c flour
2 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp salt
2 tsp sugar

Give yeast & water ten minutes, add to other ingredients. Mix until dough forms, let rise 30 minutes, knead on floured board until you're bored with it.

Now, the recipe wants bread dough. I didn't have any, and I can't seem to find this pure wheat gluten that you can supposedly add to all-purpose dough to make bread dough, so I just went with it. I don't know if this is a factor in this next note, but: This dough was really wet after rising. I used a lot of flour on the board. That's not necessarily a bad thing, mind you, but hey.

Anyway, at this point you'll want a lot of cornmeal on your pizza pan, then spread the dough out, poke it with a fork a few dozen times, and bake 10ish minutes at 500. Bring it out, apply olive oil all over, then some minced garlic, then your sauce, mozzarella, and toppings. (Last night I went for chicken, cheddar, and bell pepper. Previously I've used meatball and broccoli. I was pleased with both.)

Bake for a few minutes until the cheese starts to melt, then cover your pizza stone in more cornmeal and slide the pizza from the pan to the stone. Give it another few minutes, and boom. Quality 'zza.

Finally, a note on pizza pans: I know one is not supposed to slice one's pizza on the metal pan because wah wah wah calamity. But my pizza pan cost $3. And the pizza cutter didn't even scratch it. And even if it had, my pizza pan cost three dollars. I consider the convenience worth the risk.

For the future: Experimentation with better dough recipes (several were provided by my friends) and eventually, on to deep dish.

Inception Cookies

Some time ago, a friend of mine linked to a post about Oreo-stuffed chocolate chip cookies. Which I thought was interesting. Then she referred to them as "Inception cookies" and I knew I had to make them.

The recipe is below, but I'm going to say right up front that I wasn't hugely impressed. They were awesome as an oddity, and everybody loved the idea, but they wound up being really dry.

On the other hand, they were delightful when they were still warm. So, thought one, use them for microwaving & covering with sundae stuff. Thought two, dip them in fudge shortly after they've cooled to seal in the moisture.

Of course, WE NEED TO GO DEEPER. The aforementioned friend wants to peel one cookie side off two Oreos, slap the creme/cookie remainders around a Thin Mint, then cover that in chocolate chip and dip the result in fudge. I'm having a hard time saying no, of course.

(And yes, I actually did print out that photo of Xzibit and write "Yo dawg I heard you like cookies so I put some cookie in your cookie so you can snack while you snack" on it, to put out with the cookies. Reactions were mixed.)

At any rate:

Inception Cookies

2 sticks (1 cup) softened butter
3/4 cup packed light brown sugar
1 cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs
1 tablespoon pure vanilla
3 1/2 cups flour
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
12 oz bag mini chocolate chips
1 pkg. Double-Stuff Oreo cookies

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Cream butter, sugar. Add eggs and vanilla.

In a separate bowl mix the flour, salt and baking soda. Add to wet, alternating with chocolate chips, until barely combined.

Add teaspoon of dough to each side of Oreo, seal along sides. Try to keep them as small as possible. These things get HUGE if you let them get out of control. Here's a picture for perspective:

(If you were not aware, my fist is very large.)

Cookie sheet, parchment paper, you know. Bake until golden brown. These took close to 17 minutes in my oven; your results may vary wildly, because that seems excessive. Let 'em cool for a bit before putting on a wire rack.

Makes about 2 dozen.

caramel popcorn

I was watching an episode of NCIS the other day that involved caramel popcorn, and I found myself craving it. So, I made it. Source recipe is here; this is halved because the original makes way more popcorn than I needed.

Caramel Popcorn
~1/3 cup popcorn kernels
1/2 cup butter
1 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup corn syrup
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 250F. Pop the popcorn.

Melt the butter in a saucepan on medium heat. Add sugar, syrup, and salt. Stir constantly until it boils. Let it boil four minutes without stirring. Remove from heat, stir in soda and vanilla. Pour over your popcorn, mixing said popcorn to coat evenly.

Pro tip #1: Do not, at this stage, sample the caramel. Your teeth thank you.

Put the popcorn in a baking dish. Put in oven. Cook for 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.

Pro tip #2: If, at this stage, you decide to leave the burner you used to make the caramel on medium heat because, like me, you are an idiot, do not rest the baking pan on the burner when you are stirring the popcorn, as you will end up with a sticky burned mess stuck to the bottom of your pan, although the popcorn will probably survive if you manage to figure out what's happening within a reasonable period of time.

After the hour, serve. Enjoy.

bella braised chicken

I got to cook with my mother recently, which is a rare experience. I also got to learn a new dish, which is not so rare, but what I like about this one is its variability. I think the origin is a Weight Watchers cookbook, but my mother uses a variety of low-fat recipe sources so don't quote me on that. Besides which, I've filed off the serial numbers. I'm giving you the version I used for my recent dinner party; I'll include some notes afterwards about variation.

Bella Braised Chicken
1 tbsp butter
1 medium onion, diced
~4 stalks celery, diced
~4 carrots, diced
~2 gloves garlic, minced
~5 medium potatoes, sliced very thin
3 tbsp flour
1/4 tsp black pepper
~2 lb chicken
~1 tbsp oil
14 1/2oz (i.e. 1 can) diced tomato
1 cup chicken broth
1/4 cup dry white wine
2 tbsp minced parsley
1 tsp dried thyme

Sauté the vegetables in the butter, then place in a large baking dish. Spread a layer of potato over the top. Combine the flour and the pepper, toss the chicken, then "brown" it in the same pan. Place it over the potato in the baking dish. Sauté the tomato, broth, wine, and spices in the same pan you've been using; scrape up any bits of chicken coating that stuck. Bring to a boil, then pour into baking dish. Cover, bake about 1 hour at 350.

The end result of this is quite tasty, but tends to be a large mass. When I made it with my mother, we user a layer of quartered mushrooms instead of the potatoes; the end result involved copious liquid. The next time I make this I think I'm going to leave out the potato so I get said quantities of sauce, then turn that into something resembling gravy.

We served it over fresh spinach fettuccine the first time, and then I used whole grain linguine the second. In the latter case this just felt really forced, probably because of the potato. I'm at a loss for what (if anything) to serve this version with. That being said, if I do go the gravy route next time I'm going to try it on rice.

Let me know if you try this with some variation I haven't mentioned here.

buttermilk scones

There isn't a lot of preamble here. These are some nice simple scones. I got the recipe from my father, and I must admit his are usually better than mine, but mine are still reasonably tasty. The only note on this is that you shouldn't let the butter get too soft; since you're cutting it in rather than blending, you're going to want it to stay somewhat chunky.

tea scones
3 cups sifted flour
2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup sugar
1 teaspoon salt
3/4 cup butter
3/4 cup raisins (optional)
1 cup buttermilk (or 1 tablespoon lemon juice then fill to 1 cup w/ milk)

Combine flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, and salt. Cut butter into mixture until it resembles course meal. Add raisins.

Gradually add buttermilk and mix until dough clings.

Turn onto floured board and pat into 1/2 inch thick round. Cut and place on greased baking sheet. Bake 15 minutes at 425 degrees. Watch closely.

butter crescent cookies

'Twas the night before Christmas and I decided I was just going to go ahead and make my mother's incredibly unhealthy crescent cookie recipe because life is short and butter is tasty.

There's not a lot to say about this. You really are supposed to mix these by hand. Also, for whatever reason, my mother assures me that you cannot double this recipe, because the dough simply won't mix properly. I can't vouch for the accuracy of that, because I've never tried it.

buttery crescent cookies
1/2 cup confectioner's sugar (plus extra for topping)
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 cup cornstarch
3/4 cup butter, softened

Preheat oven to 375°.

In large bowl, combine dry ingredients, then add butter and combine, by hand. (By hand = stick your hands in there and squish the sucker.) Make roughly crescent shaped cookies from approx one slightly rounded teaspoon worth of dough.

Place on cookie sheet. Bake 12 minutes or until lightly golden. Place on wire rack to cool.

Once cookies have cooled somewhat but not completely, put them in a container with some more confectioner's sugar and agitate gently. Consume and enjoy. Then buy larger pants, because after these you'll need 'em.

chocolate chip shortbread (finally!)

I've been screwing around with shortbread recipes for some time now, and I just haven't had any luck getting the results I've been after. Recently I found this blog entry and I knew that this was the recipe for me. Which began my quest to find caster sugar. I went everywhere, which is to say all four grocery stores we have here, and I came up totally blank. Eventually I was pointed to superfine sugar, at which point I Googled it and realized "caster sugar" is just British for "superfine sugar." Blargh;alrkgj.

Anyway, the making of this recipe also involved learning a neat new trick. I had the butter out on the counter for an hour or so and it was still pretty firm because, well, Potsdam, winter, old apartment: It's cold in here. So I figured someone on the Internet must have figured something out beyond microwaving it and getting little pockets of melty bits in between chunks that are still solid. And lo: Someone has. You know, I remember life before Google and I still don't know how we ever got anything done back then.

Also, don't measure your almond extract over the mixing bowl unless you have a very steady hand or enjoy your cookies smelling like they've been soaking in Amaretto. Whoops.

A word on bake times: Use your judgement. The original recipe called for 15-17 minutes, I wound up doing more like 22. The final bake step is essential, in my opinion, as it substantially improved the quality of the end product.

One final note, that has just now occurred to me: I was doubling this recipe and I'm quite sure I forgot to double the quantity of chocolate chips. But these are pretty chip-heavy. I really wouldn't enjoy having twice as many chips. As always, your mileage may vary.

Anyway.
awesome chocolate chip shortbread cookies
2 sticks butter, softened
2/3 cup superfine sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
~1/4 tsp almond extract (optional)
2 cups flour
"3/4 cup" mini chocolate chips (see note above!)

Cream butter & sugar extensively. Add extracts. Add flour, beat on low, stop when flour has just become incorporated. Stir in chips.
Transfer dough to gallon storage bag. Roll dough inside bag until it is 1/4 inch thick. You'll want to make sure the height is as uniform as possible; it really will make a difference in cooking time. Oddly, this step is kind of fun. Maybe it's an OCD thing.
Put the entire flattened mass, still in the bag, in the fridge to chill for at least two hours.
Once it's done, preheat the oven to 325°. Cut the bag off, put the dough on a cutting board, and use a pizza cutter to chop it into squares. Put them on a cookie sheet lined with parchment or the like, bake for ~20 minutes (see note above). Rotate them halfway through (top rack to bottom, front to back) for even cooking. Note that top of cookie will stay very pale throughout baking process, and cookies will likely be slightly flexible even when actually completely cooked. You just really have to guess. Sorry.
Put the cookies on trays, let them cool thoroughly. Put them back on the cookie sheets, "top" side down, then put them back in the oven for another 3-odd minutes. Cool and enjoy.

red lentil soup

Since the other recipe from my Canadian pen-pal was such a success, I decided to give the other a whirl. I fudged this recipe a bit more than usual, largely because I had to go to three different stores to get everything I needed, but oh my yes, do I like the results. Actually, I have two comments on the results:
1. It becomes exponentially better when served over jasmine rice. This might just be my texture preferences, though--I don't think I'm cut out to be a vegetarian.
2. On a related note, I kept thinking this really needed chicken, and I wasn't sure why until I realized I'm pretty sure I've stumbled upon the recipe Cedars uses for their butter chicken. I could be wrong--it's been ten years--but if I had hair on the back of my neck, it would be standing up. I think this is really it. Further experimentation will occur with great haste, I assure you.

Without further ado:
red lentil soup
3 tbsp butter
1 onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 carrot, chopped fine
1 tbsp curry powder (I strongly recommend Auntie Arwen's Whirling Dervish)
1 tbsp fresh ginger, chopped fine (or grated! I need to get a ginger grater)
4 cups vegetable broth (I used some organic mushroom broth, it was awesome)
~6 oz coconut milk
~5 oz tomato paste
1 cup red lentils (dry)

In your soup pot, melt butter, sauté onion, garlic, and carrot.
Add the curry powder, let it work its magic.
Inhale deeply. It smells delightful. Seriously. Enjoy it.
Add ginger, broth, coconut milk, tomato paste. Bring to boil.
Add lentils. Cover & simmer for 20 minutes.
As noted above, I recommend serving over rice, but your mileage may vary.

buckeyes and a chemistry lesson

'Tis the season, by which I mean the end of Fall semester, and consequently time for ritual bribery. Which is to say I make baked goods and take them to various departments on campus, partly in thanks for all the help I've received, and partly in thanks for all the help I'll no doubt need in the future. Plus, for all my (considerable) cynicism, I really do enjoy baking for large quantities of people, and it pleases me to hear from a few dozen people how much they loved whatever I made that year.

At any rate, this year I decided cookies were passé, and I was going to make candy. Mostly because I wanted an excuse to make buckeyes. So I started with this recipe, doubled it, and then kind of made it up as I went along. I agonized over my peanut butter choices for a while, because I had this strange urge to use the all-natural kind. (The hippiness of this town is getting to me, I think.) I came to my senses while staring at the shelves, though: This is candy. It's not supposed to be healthy. So I bought a giant tub of Peter Pan. Your mileage may vary.

Also, you'll note below that I tell you to use Rice Krispies or their ilk. I can't give you a measurement because I just kind of poured them in until I liked how it looked. Also, I had significantly less left in the box than I thought I did. So I supplemented with Cocoa Pebbles. Don't judge me! The result is awesome.

Anyway, while doing the chocolate dip, I encountered a weird issue. I don't have a double boiler, so I was using a medium saucepan floating in a giant pot. This works fine in the short term, but as it turns out, it isn't good for extended dipping. Let me explain: As I got in to the second cookie sheet of buckeyes, I noticed that the chocolate was getting oddly gritty. Not unpleasant, but it was solidifying in little chunks in the pan. So I idly wondered how to thin it out. I didn't want to add more shortening because that just seemed excessive, and I flashed back to my family's cake. "Well," I thought, "if I mix chocolate in with water there ... let's try it!" So I splashed just a tiny little bit of water into the chocolate.

Whoops. Chemistry fail. So the chocolate immediately seized, and I went a-Googlin', only to find that I'd done something pretty stupid. No big deal, but lesson learned, certainly.

Once I made a new batch to dip the rest, I had a fair amount left over, so I mixed in a half-bag of butterscotch chips that I keep around for pancakes, and then poured in a bunch of Rice Chex. The result is messy but tasty.

Oh! And seriously! Parchment paper is the most awesome thing for cooking ever! I cannot believe I've been living without this for years! Why wasn't I told?!

Anyway, on to the recipe:
Candy center
1 stick softened butter
~20 oz creamy peanut butter
1 tsp. vanilla
~1 lb. confectioners' sugar
1-2 cups? of Rice Krispies or the like

Cream butter, peanut butter, and vanilla.
Add sugar until you like the consistency.
Add some sort of crisp rice cereal until you like the looks of that, too.
Roll into 1/2 inch balls, place on cookie tray lined with parchment paper. I say 1/2 inch because I always wind up making things bigger than I mean to and these work way better when they're roughly bite-sized.
Chill. My fridge is weird but they were in overnight and that seemed to work fine.

Candy coating
2 cups (1 pkg) semi-sweet chocolate chips
1 tbsp shortening

Mix in double boiler. Insert toothpick into peanut butter ball. Dip, cover about 3/4 of candy. Put back on tray. Put back in fridge. Enjoy.

two day pound cake

I found this recipe on 17 and Baking some time ago, and I set it aside because I knew a cake would never survive untouched for two whole days in my house. We had a party last weekend, though, and I was called upon to make a non-chocolate cake option, and since my better half was out of town, I figured I'd go for it and hide it in my closet.

I've been asked to post the recipe, so I am doing so. Everyone who tried this cake raved about it ... except for me. It really didn't do anything for me. It's not like I don't enjoy a good plain pound cake, either, so I have no idea what my problem is. So I post this without my own endorsement, but with the recommendation of a half-dozen people who worship at the altar that is this cake. Your mileage may vary.

Buttermilk pound cake
1 1/2 cups room temperature butter
3 1/2 cups sifted all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
2 1/2 cups granulated sugar
4 large eggs, room temperature
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup cultured buttermilk (or 1 tablespoon lemon juice then fill to 1 cup w/ milk)
1 lemon worth of juice (if you're lazy like me it's 2-3 tablespoons of the bottled stuff)

Preheat oven to 300°. Grease & flour bundt pan.

Sift together flour, salt, baking soda. Cream butter, adding sugar slowly. Add one egg at a time, mix thoroughly after each. Add vanilla. Add flour & milk in alternating parts, mixing thoroughly after each. Stir in lemon juice.

Bake 75-90 minutes. Cool 20 minutes in pan, then on rack. Put in cake carrier or equivalent, then hide cake away for about 48 hours. Serve.

my family's cake

I've been meaning to post this recipe for ages now. The story of its origin gets a little blurry, but my understanding is that my great-grandmother came up with this during the Depression as a way of not wasting spoiled milk. It seems a little strange to make an entire cake to avoid throwing out a little milk, but it's also the kind of crazy "logic" my family has been known to practice.

At any rate, this makes an excellent cake. It's a very mild flavor, with a dense texture. The only problem is I can't get the damn thing to come out solid enough--assuming I can get the cake out of the pan without it tearing in half, it often crumbles while I'm frosting it, and I make the frosting nice & fluffy just to avoid that. So I don't know. Any advice would be welcome.

I've also included my favorite frosting recipe, which is incredibly simple, but I love the outcome. You may remember it from the chai frosting experiments of yore. It came from here originally.

Depression-era sour milk cake
1 cup boiling water
2 squares bitter chocolate
2 1/2 cups flour
1/2 teaspoon salt
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/2 cup shortening
2 cups sugar
2 eggs (separated, but you do use both parts)
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup sour milk (if not available, use 1 tablespoon vinegar & fill to 1 cup w/ milk)
1 1/2 teaspoon baking soda

Stir chocolate into boiling water until dissolved, set aside.
Combine flour, salt, baking powder - set aside.
Cream shortening, sugar, egg yolks, and vanilla.
Add dry ingredients and sour milk in alternating parts.
Add baking soda to chocolate (must wait until cooled), stir.
Blend chocolate in to batter.
Beat egg whites, fold in to batter.
Bake at 350 for about 30 minutes, two round cake pans.

Buttercream frosting
1 lb. confectioners' sugar
1/2 c. butter, softened
1 tsp. vanilla extract
3 tbsp. milk

Combine. Add more milk until you're happy with the outcome.

ginger maple chicken

A while back I got an email chain letter that proposed a recipe exchange. I thought this was pretty awesome, and it became pretty much the first email chain letter that I passed along. Very few others thought it was awesome, sadly, but I did get this excellent recipe from a Canadian pen-pal (are they still pen-pals if there's no pens involved?). I finally got around to make it last weekend and I was absolutely delighted by the results.

- 2 garlic cloves, chopped
- 2 teaspoons of fresh ginger, grated
- 2 tablespoons of cider vinegar
- 2 tablespoons of soya sauce
- 1/2 cup of maple syrup
- 1/3 of flour
- 1 1/4 lb of chicken breasts
- 2 teaspoons of oil (I use olive oil, but whichever I guess)

1. Put the oven on - 325 F
2. Cut the chicken in pieces and cover them in flour.
3. In a pan, add the oil and cook the chicken pieces for 5 minutes (or until they're golden on all sides).
4. In a bowl, mix the maple syrup, cider vinegar, soya sauce, ginger, garlic, and pepper.
5. Pour the sauce on the chicken and cook in the oven for 5-10 minutes.

Edited 11/13/2010: I can now recommend using almond. I crushed some up and put it in the skillet with the raw chicken and it added a nice texture to the end result. Also, this combination of cider vinegar/soy sauce/maple syrup went very well in a chicken soup that I made a few days later.

the good lord's own cookies

Once upon a time, I went to a Methodist Sunday school in a very small town in Maryland. One of my teachers had a cookie recipe that she would bust out when we were leaning about a specific part of the Bible. The cookies are light, fluffy, whitish in color, kind of springy-textured, and sweet. These cookies, she told us, were manna cookies. That's right. The food God threw down for people to eat. God's own dessert food. For real.

So if these cookies have another name, I do not know it. I will say that they are very tasty. A friend of mine tested the first batch and said, "They're nice and sweet and then there's this aftertaste that makes me want to hug my grandmother. Your cookies make me want to hug my grandmother." To be honest, I'm not quite sure what that means. But I'm taking it as a compliment.

The only down side to these cookies, which I always forget until it's too late, is that they're going to stick to each other. If you're packing them, put something between them (wax paper would probably work just fine). Otherwise, they're easy to make and don't disappoint.

Maryland Methodist Manna Cookies
1/2 cup butter
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
2 tablespoons honey
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon vanilla
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
2 cups flour

Preheat oven to 400. Cream butter, adding sugar gradually. Add eggs and beat thoroughly. Add honey, salt, and vanilla.

In a different bowl, combine baking powder and flour; add to butter mixture. Drop by half teaspoonfuls onto buttered cookie sheet.

Bake at 400 degrees for 5-6 minutes. Watch very closely. They don't really brown, per se; you just have to wing it. Cool on wire rack. Makes 6 dozen.

seco de pollo (adventures with cilantro)

In response to my recent announcement that I did not like cilantro and was sick of getting mountains of it every week from my CSA, a friend suggested I try to find some Peruvian stew recipes dealing with it and see how I felt afterwards. So I found this one and decided to give it a try. My version: